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Battle Demotivational Poster

D - 6 A HIT! -

TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!

BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level

FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool

TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

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Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm


TAGS: freddie mercury darkseid epic green lantern battle
Rating: 2.78/5

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Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
I guess he caught Darkseid screwing around with the slurpy machine.
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
Freddie Mercury? I think not... That's the guy who works at my corner store.

GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming

TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


CRAB BATTLE! - Those claws could rip a tank apart!


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm
If you just let it.


TAGS: memorial day holiday bbq battle
Rating: 3.64/5

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maoworks2 - May 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Remember !

BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?

JESUS VS DINOSAUR - For Once Jesus is Speechless

TAGS: jesus dinosaur blasphemy religion battle
Rating: 3.2/5

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Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
dinosaur picture that is
Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 10:00 pm
couldn't be bothered to find a better picture
sniper - April 16, 2011, 8:44 pm
And when I say realize I mean read.
sniper - April 16, 2011, 8:43 pm
... Ohhhhh. It makes more sense once you realize that's a dinosaur and not godzilla.
Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 6:48 am
thanks guv
Gover1337 - April 16, 2011, 6:34 am
this is actually pretty good

EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible

AND NOW WE KNOW....... - and knowing is half the battle.

TAGS: knowing is half battle
Rating: 2.2/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
and the other half is killing everyone in range!!!

Longcat -

BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals

SISTERS OF BATTLE - The closest to 2nd base a 40K nerd will ever get is painting their breastplate.

TAGS: warhammer 40k battle sister
Rating: 4.19/5

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Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:12 am
It rub5 the lotion... tickled my fancy.

Photoshop -

TAGS: longcat fight epic lol funny battle
Rating: 3.06/5

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Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 1:13 am
Read before you post- PHOTOSHOP
The Captain - January 25, 2009, 11:21 pm
That's just fucking awesome!!!! How'd you do that?
The Captain - January 25, 2009, 11:19 pm
That's just fucking awesome!!!! How'd you do that?


TAGS: final battle power rangers
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by james

rogueinterceptor - March 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
I thought the green and white ranger were the same person, or did they mess around with another part of my childhood?
james - March 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
epic fight if ive ever seen one
RandomGeek - March 10, 2009, 11:39 pm
Sweet. Tommy vs. Tommy. The best Power Ranger EVER!

VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN - And fight Cylons

TAGS: mccain palin cylon battlestar galactica
Rating: 2.69/5
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:38 am
hahaha , very very good
kdp3 - September 4, 2008, 4:34 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:54 am
Eerie, and creepy, and frightening. Remember, McCain IS a Cylon!! An alcoholic racist lying sunnuvabitch frakkin' toaster!!!!!!!

G-FORCE - The REAL ones!

TAGS: g force gatchaman battle of the planets anime manga sentai superheroes superhero
Rating: 2.47/5

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Drenix - August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I though on this when I heard G-Force.

Longcat -

TAGS: fight epic lol funny battle
Rating: 3.26/5

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Woody - June 30, 2009, 9:32 pm
Yes, it can.

FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you

PEACE - Through superior firepower

TAGS: peace war battleship
Rating: 4/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 22, 2010, 10:21 pm
"That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?" Yes, it is the USS Missouri. And I save such comments for another site. And I would use a different picture.
Iconoclast - September 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
It is the USS Iowa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:59 am
That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:58 am
#60536 - still like it. 4L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Really?...this is funny to you?......pic overused.



TAGS: wwii battle ofthe bulge
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
Check out this awesome song about the battle/siege of Bastonge http://youtu.be/Y1qkjzxPOkA


TAGS: remote control battle
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:14 am
hahaha... funny


TAGS: sopa calendar battle forms
Rating: 4.65/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:43 am
We've seen off PIPA and SOPA - but we're still fighting ACTA. Here, in Poland, we're the most vehemently anti-ACTA of all European nations. It's DRACONIAN!! It's not just downloads, but patents ETC! A Brit has ALREADY been extradited to the US!!!
Greeny - February 9, 2012, 6:47 pm
My granddaughter thinks frogs are offensive sans crucifix - you should hear her scream
TheOne - February 9, 2012, 8:14 am
*things *still
TheOne - February 9, 2012, 8:13 am
Seems still are stil up to code since the last time I was here. 5L.

NOT EPIC - should have been vs kyogre

TAGS: kyogre groudon pokemon ruby saphire emerald rayquaza epic battle bowser giga mario
Rating: 2.11/5

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NREEEOW - February 2, 2009, 4:20 pm

MAIN BATTLE CAT - those cheezburgers are doomed

TAGS: main battle cat fat cheezburger
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2012, 6:57 pm
No you shouldn't.
spypengen - April 23, 2012, 6:09 pm
you should post this on the chezzeburger network


TAGS: anime popping vain epic battle blood
Rating: 1.36/5

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Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 10:27 am

BATTLE - No one goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.

TAGS: god battle justme
Rating: 4.62/5

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justme - May 1, 2011, 12:36 pm
i dont know if it can be senior... to young for that XD
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:51 pm
strike that.. I had a dyslexic moment.. or would that be senior?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:50 pm
except for the Crusades



TAGS: battle
Rating: 4.92/5

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jonny5 - December 26, 2014, 2:41 am
I have in fact been yelled at by my wife for doing the dishes incorrectly, and as I apparently the only one in my house who knows how to operate the vacuum cleaner without sucking up all sorts of crap it is all to easy to start an argument there as well.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:40 am
5 lion salute to truth well spoken!
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:38 am
I call it wisdom but I'm a chick, so I wouldn't admit to something as evil as blackmail! LOL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:01 am
Isn't that called blackmail? 5L

FIREPOWER - When you have this much no one messes with you

TAGS: battleship firepower
Rating: 4.67/5

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Iconoclast - September 17, 2012, 3:30 pm
And all of those big, beautiful battleships are now in mothballs or serving as museums.

frack -

READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!

TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!

OMOCHAO - Stating the obvious since 1999.

TAGS: sonic adventure 2 battle omochao
Rating: 1.26/5

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5150monkeylove - November 7, 2010, 4:20 pm
You know, I was just at the stage where he stopped appearing in my nightmares... jeez
si1verm0th - November 7, 2010, 3:56 pm
hahaha lol good one.
princessbell02 - October 19, 2010, 9:55 pm
Hes So annoying >:U
fuzzypickle16 - September 1, 2010, 10:52 pm
i understand not getting it but if you do find the funny in it sorry about the pixelation i didnt realize it was going to end up like that or i would of shrunk the pic a little
culos - August 31, 2010, 4:32 pm
Still fuzzy/pixelated and even if you understand who Omochao is I don't see the fun! Prolly my problem, don't take it personal
fuzzypickle16 - August 31, 2010, 4:13 pm
ok for anyone who does not know omochao is a character in the sonic the hedgehog series who its sort of a guide but the information he gives is really easy to figure out on your own specifically im refering to sonic adventure 2 batlle srry if u dun get it
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:59 pm
hey fuzzy, go to the FORUMS page and get on the thread for noob questions. I have been asking a buttload of questions, and it is helping a lot. You need it.
Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 10:52 pm

i feel like someone slipped heroin into my beer. the new guy?...he still has his nutz? and TTH...pleasant. man i am trippin.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:49 pm
well, 5150= the code for crazy, a danger to themselves or others..... so it is really crazymonkeylove.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:41 pm
Monkeylove you have a great attitude, yet possibly the most disturbing user name ever!
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 10:39 pm
I did ask politely if you could explain it. If you make obscure posters many people won't find them funny and some will vote it down. It's to be expected. Try aiming for a broader audience.
5150monkeylove - August 30, 2010, 10:31 pm
I am new here as well, but my advice is to just take their advice, and learn.
fuzzypickle16 - August 30, 2010, 10:28 pm
dont rate it down if you dont get it and cmon its my first fricking one. calm down its a lot better then half the crap on here.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 7:36 pm
You know, I love that game, but this makes no sense, and the picture is pixelated to hell.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
You mean like tribute posters and inside jokes? XD
agdaniele - August 30, 2010, 6:41 pm
Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny to someone else.
CpnKangaroo - August 30, 2010, 6:39 pm
How in the hell did this make it through?
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would write a long whiny PM asking that posters that do not make sense to non-gamers be banned... but that would be pretty juvenile.
rerun - August 30, 2010, 6:34 pm

I am not sure there is a joke here to get
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
This poster makes absolutely no sense to me. I have o idea what Omochao is or why it states the obvious. Oh well, I guess that's just how the internet is. You can't expect to get every joke.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:31 pm
trash. 1L
ICEMAN - August 30, 2010, 6:26 pm
Who let Mr. M out of his cubicle to do approvals?
culos - August 30, 2010, 5:24 pm
Sleeping mods? Talk about pixelated, this one is the definition.....-1L

THE FALL OF HUMANITY - First the fraking architecture, then the fraking world!

WITS - I refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an unarmed person

TAGS: wits battle guns
Rating: 2.94/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Is that why no one will duel with me?
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
A swift death comes to the defenseless. 5 Colt .45's


AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION ARE MORE TO BE FEARED - than an army of lions led by a sheep...or a penguin

TAGS: penguin battle tactics
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm


TAGS: f35 ground battle
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - July 27, 2011, 4:46 pm
Naw. If they're smart they'll both just keep going. Who stops in Scranton if they don't have to?
rerun - July 26, 2011, 7:14 pm

I think they will meet on the Texas side of Texarkana around 11:43am, depending on the heat index and if the TSA has screened the duck for explosives.
Airman - July 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
oh yeah! so if a train leaves Chicago going east at 45mph, and a duck leaves NY going west at 2mph, will they meet in Scranton at 4? Earths rotation notwithstanding
Tarapin - July 26, 2011, 1:49 pm
Damn. Iceman beat me to it! Not to mention Sol's movement in the Milky Way...or our galaxy's movement...both speeds I'm too lazy to look up!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:32 am
Yeahbut... The Earth/ground is rotating at aboot 1,042 mph on it's axis & is revolving around the Sun in the neighborhood of 69,360 mph. Who wins now? ;)
Ascetic - July 26, 2011, 12:23 am
Will mention this at some point to other airmen. Too funny. 5 lions.

PUNCTUATION - An effective way to end a sentence or emphasize a statement.

BREAK UP - She broke up with him beacuse he cheated on her But somehow, calling the other woman a "Bitch" just didn't seem right


Demonic Possession -

TAGS: demons battle for my attention
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:51 am
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 2:13 am
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 11:03 pm
good taste....this one's better
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:59 pm
I usually snuggle with mine!



TAGS: battle of sexes humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 6:52 pm

carebear - March 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 6:47 pm

Tsk...tsk...tsk...she's dialing the undertaker.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 6:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:46 pm

What you guys don't know is that the look on the 'chef's' face is second rigor.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 12, 2012, 4:04 pm
It's useless to minimalize the sense of this picture, because from what I see, her smile is much more fake than his, and the text from the picture say a very painful truth for women... THE BEST CHEFS ARE MEN :))
tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Ya, baby... you go girl.


NATURES BATTLES - "OK i got the head guard your clear to take the shot" "Deuce dropping in 3..2..1.."

TAGS: birds nature battles
Rating: 4.27/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:24 pm
I always thought of it this way. Now I know I am not crazy.

WISDOM - Women would rather have beauty than brains Because men can see better than they can think

TAGS: wisdom battle of the sexes
Rating: 4.13/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL... so wise

PHILLY - Since announcing Michael Vick's signing, the Eagles will be passing these out to all concerned dog owners

TAGS: by the power of greyskull its battle beagle
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
Very butch!
MO - August 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
That's ruff......really ruff! The best move the Beagles could have made. As a huge hater of all things Beagles I'm just going to sit back and watch 'em burn.
Nik - August 14, 2009, 5:24 pm
Absolutely OUTSTANDING!!!

SURRENDER - Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

TAGS: battle of sexes
Rating: 4.59/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 8:55 pm
very nice! 5L
spacedog - April 29, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nice work mitroim, 5Ls.


TAGS: hippos battle royale
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:32 pm
Nice! I love it.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 12:55 pm
EntiTy - February 9, 2011, 7:51 pm
5 lions respectfully walking away from hippos
Sho - February 7, 2011, 2:39 pm



TAGS: military strategy battle soldiers cavalry
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:03 am
Recently lost the battle of the bulge.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:54 am
I suspect that these dudes believe that the enemy can be found at the nearest Ben and Jerry's.

WAR - losing the war is bad, fighting it is worse

TAGS: war battles war army crying
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:35 am
well ok, THAT is worst.
RonE - February 2, 2012, 10:34 am
I respectfully disagree, for some of is... it might have been better to not have come home.
forseti - February 2, 2012, 8:39 am
not comming home is worst.

MISSOURI TO ARIZONA - Battleship To Battleship SALUTE

NATURES BATTLES - Meo-w was untouchable, he understood the matrix... and also was a excellent dancer

TAGS: nature battles cats
Rating: 3.57/5

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Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
You should upload this to Dig My Dog as well

NATURES BATTLES - " Yo this my neck of the wood you want to come through here you better know the stanky leg"

HEY!!! - You sank my battleship!!!

TAGS: ship battleship explosion
Rating: 3.45/5

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Grim1812 - August 18, 2010, 11:49 pm
And down went she went, swallowing all of those Sea men...

L.O.M. BATTLE TO THE DEATH - Porcelina Vs. Narutarded 100% Of The Men Here Would Crawl Through Broken Glass To See This Fight

TAGS: porcelina narutarded battle royal
Rating: 3.15/5

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DreMagnum - January 12, 2010, 4:37 pm
Danny - January 12, 2010, 4:36 pm
P might want to check her PM's.
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 4:36 pm
If they ARE the same person, this is funnier... 76128
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 4:34 pm
what's the link to the comicon poster?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 4:30 pm

too many lies to remember. Just got caught up in the day to day and didn't remember what was said in previous posts.
GreyScorpion - January 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 4:19 pm
Sometimes it's fun to get caught!
PixieStickNinja - January 12, 2010, 4:17 pm
@ rerun - Just to play devils advocate...if she was trying to hide that they were the same person, which she clearly is, why would she leave such obvious things out there?
DreMagnum - January 12, 2010, 4:10 pm
His comicon poster with her picture, where she doesnt know who she is dressing up as
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 4:08 pm
rerun - January 12, 2010, 4:06 pm

read all post JUST. on this pic alone. 1st name & b-day....other things in forum posts that just added questions
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 4:05 pm
Like what? (i'm legitimately curious)
rerun - January 12, 2010, 4:04 pm

while we have no proof, there is just too much that does not add up
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 3:55 pm
I don't get why you guys think they're the same person... did I miss something?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 3:44 pm

sometimes the math doesn't add up. In this case 1 + 1 = 1.
Danny - January 12, 2010, 3:40 pm
Briton...you forgot something at your "First: I am not Naru, she is not me. We share a first name, a birthday, and a house, but that's all." - you also share a body. And I do hope you'll someday share a shrink.
rerun - January 12, 2010, 1:20 pm

In order for their to be a L.O.M. match both contestants have to be female...oops. did I do that?
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
cool whip?
Bartimaeus - January 11, 2010, 7:18 pm
Why are all good things made of animals?
Porcelina - January 11, 2010, 7:11 pm
Jello = ground up animal bones.. ;_;
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:11 pm
Porcelina - January 11, 2010, 7:07 pm
1. what are you guys talking about? 2. We would never get into a death match... maybe mud wrestling ...
CANADA - January 11, 2010, 1:24 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 10:27 am
I concur.....Lying, even on the web....Is disgraceful.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 10:24 am

Hell, trolling in general will not be tolerated
rerun - January 11, 2010, 10:12 am

at this point, gender does not matter. Banishment is in order. Trolling (even for a regular) for under age will not be tolerated. Come to my house with it and face the music.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 10:06 am
rerun - January 11, 2010, 10:04 am

is that the latest line being used?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 10:02 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 10:01 am
Agreed. BTW everyone, I'm in a paraplegic and I come from an abusive family......feel sorry for me.....and send me pics of your underage female relatives.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:57 am

a lie of that magnitude cannot be forgiven
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 9:50 am
Agreed. Come clean....all will be forgiven...(no, It won't)
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:49 am

too much does not add up here....there, I said it. It must be true.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 9:48 am
I don't judge.......If yer into that sorta thing.
culos - January 11, 2010, 9:45 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 9:44 am
Briton of Rose - January 11, 2010, 6:36 am
-- of the Clan, so I guess that makes us distant cousins. Third: Naru would never fight Porcelina in a deathmatch situation. She's got too big a crush on Miss P. And finally: You invoke Rule 30, and on Naru's behalf, I invoke Rule 15. Good night, all!
Briton of Rose - January 11, 2010, 6:32 am
I just got home 15 minutes ago, and I end up laughing my a$$ off reading these comments! First: I am not Naru, she is not me. We share a first name, a birthday, and a house, but that's all. Second: "Naru B. Rose" - Funny, because Brett's also a member --
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:43 pm
Rule 30 is a bitch.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:41 pm
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:41 pm

Naru B. Rose...think I will sign off on this one.
DreMagnum - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
I DID!!! I DID!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
*cough* ixnay *cough*
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:38 pm

wonder how many people just got that.....
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:36 pm
It'd be close... I don't know how tough Briton is.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:36 pm
I don't know. My money's on the blonde with claws.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:31 pm

Porcelina would kick ass and take names

THE LAST SUPPER - Good things never last...do they?

BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball Guns

JUN - The ORIGINAL anime superheroine!

WAR ROBOTS - Let's hope they never turn on us or we're really screwed.

TAGS: war battle death
Rating: 2.07/5

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Chopperliscious - May 26, 2009, 5:13 am
They're remote controlled you peanut.

EPIC - This battle would be... Your mate falling over is not.

TAGS: ant helicopter battle epic
Rating: 1.92/5

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Ernie - April 11, 2009, 2:20 pm
I knew little black helicopters existed!


TAGS: mcdonalds mcd s mario wario super smash brother hamburgers cheeseburgers lol funny battle fight
Rating: 1.58/5

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J - June 5, 2008, 9:33 pm
I'm surprised the world didn't freaking explode.

Career Choices -

TAGS: scifi comedy battlerstar galactica
Rating: 1.49/5

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Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 7:22 pm


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2012, 4:18 pm
And the only way to win is by dying second.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:10 am
You might not when a battle… most of the time. But the war still rages on. 5 lions for a great poster, and incidentally I have been married for five years as well.

electronic romance -

Battleship! -

Losing battles -

TAGS: losing battles is he blowing out the fire or fanning the flames
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey, how’d you do that with my ‘O’?......wait, I think I fÖund it
Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 8:45 pm

Thanks Garyö
GaryO - July 6, 2014, 11:58 am

battles -


TAGS: battle soldiers fear
Rating: 4.61/5

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heyyouandthehuhwhats - April 25, 2011, 11:33 pm
Amazing, good job sir, 5L
Sean - April 23, 2011, 9:07 pm
This is great. 5.


TAGS: battlefield 1942 church battlefield1942 eagames
Rating: 3.8/5

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falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:34 pm
I have this game! You can post this to Respawned if you haven't already. :-)

UPPER HAND - I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

TAGS: battle of wits
Rating: 3.67/5

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TAGS: beam me up scottie i know i know thats battlestar gallactica
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
I was going to say Sean, too... but veggieguy beat me to it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:10 pm
Very nice, Sean. 5.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
May the force be with my cat.


TAGS: dead battlefield defeat humanity
Rating: 3.56/5

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drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
drunkoffpancakes - May 15, 2012, 9:43 am
but they didn't become farmers they chose not to be just that. and i had to heal the casualties of their choice.
forseti - May 14, 2012, 1:17 am
Obviously you only know black and white. Believe it or not, for these guys you are an invader. You are truly evil in their sight. I'm convinced that all of these "evil people" would love to be e.g. a farmer instead of killing others.
dagoblin - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
Obviously you have never seen a battlefield. Believe it or not, there are truly evil people in the world that want to kill you. Making them dead is a good thing.
AcidRain - May 9, 2012, 3:32 pm
Hording: For the man that has everything, there is always more to take.
forseti - May 9, 2012, 1:59 pm
So mankind can't wait 50 years for a natural solution to this problem?!? BTW: What's your awesome quality that further our species? Besides darwinism? ;)
SteveFurlong - May 9, 2012, 11:14 am
Some people are a detriment to the species. Their lives diminish us. Their deaths clear the way for something better.


THE COLA WARS - Bring'em on!

TAGS: cola wars pepsi sword battle this is sparta sex naked girls hot
Rating: 2.28/5

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Woody - July 24, 2009, 9:51 am
LOL!!! Pwned
King Logicass - May 1, 2009, 2:12 am
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 3:23 am
Mike Hunt, You Sir, Are A Legend.
bring back pepsi blue!!! - August 11, 2008, 9:36 pm
um... not even i would go that far... but i respect the effor and dedication.
Mike Hunt - August 7, 2008, 3:29 pm
. - July 16, 2008, 10:11 pm
Is that CM Punk?
S.lo - July 14, 2008, 5:28 am
geee what a dork...

PLASTIC ARMY MEN - Because some enemies are better off dead.

TAGS: plastic army men enemies dead battle
Rating: 1.95/5

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Bob Sanction - December 23, 2008, 3:08 pm
Plastic Army Men, just as useful as real ones.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:24 pm
This toy soldier has a personality that is similar to energy's mother, the retired San Diego whore who used to fuck donkeys for drinks in Mexico, between prison sentences.

BLACK PANTHERS - The Michigan Militia will pwn their sorry paramilitary asses in any battle


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:21 am
I had a gal friend that ran off with another man's wife. She's still with the wife AND he's paying alimony...badabing? A 5er sir.
Bandit5906 - December 9, 2014, 1:25 pm
I had a best friend like that: he is my hero!
GaryO - December 9, 2014, 9:37 am
Gold, solid Gold
Thedge - December 9, 2014, 8:59 am
Good 'un. 5L


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:53 am
LOL! Its all in how you say it!!! Luv this Cern! 5 LOL lions!


TAGS: sexes battle tie humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 5, 2016, 7:04 pm
Very funny one UP yours

Ta daaaa! -

TAGS: starfish life battle
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - December 22, 2017, 4:50 pm
Any doubts 'tis I, the one and only Sean O' the M-Fakes?
Sean - December 22, 2017, 4:48 pm
And he kinda goes around checking up on his old buds because he wants to get the band back together? Ok, nevermind all that ... Uhmmm, do you like Wes Anderson movies? I love you man!
Sean - December 22, 2017, 4:47 pm
And the ancient one who is wayyyy more powerful than the noobs is royally p. o.'d ... Ok, forget all that. Uhmm you know how in the movies, buddy gets outta the joint after doing a nickel or dime stretch ...
Sean - December 22, 2017, 4:45 pm
Only to find that the current "vampire nation" has gone to h*e*l*l in a handbasket because all the younger vamps seem to faint at the sight of blood? Or whatnot? ...
Sean - December 22, 2017, 4:43 pm
Hey, reun. You know those movie franchises where one of the ancient ones, who's been "asleep" for hundreds of years, suddenly comes out of the ground, or outta his crypt ...
rerun - December 22, 2017, 4:26 pm

My eyes must be deceiving me....Sean? Is it really you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2017, 8:15 pm
Try it now.
smalltownhood - December 19, 2017, 7:12 pm
My nick doesn't work at politifake
smalltownhood - December 19, 2017, 7:12 pm
My nick doesn't work at politifake
mizzdizz - December 19, 2017, 8:51 am
Wolverines? Cooooooool! I always enjoy a good tall tale! Chuckle, chuckle...
Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:22 pm
P.s.: yer amsome too!
Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:19 pm
Test2: metta hoar
Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:19 pm
Test2: metta hoar
Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:18 pm
Test: metaphor
Sean - December 18, 2017, 8:18 pm
Well I have been called "The Energizer Bunny" within recent memory ... but then again, on second thought, she was speaking metaphorically ... :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2017, 8:13 pm
I'm no more a cow than you are a bunny Fuckface. It's so good to see you back.
Sean - December 18, 2017, 6:16 pm
Thanks, missdizz. You are overwhelmingly toooooo kind. I shall hang out wit choose guys more often! (I was raised by Italians ... but also by wolverines ... long story.)
Sean - December 18, 2017, 6:14 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo! How ya doin' buddy? I missed you. You still denying that you're a cow? Well good for you!!! (aside to everyone else: funniest most foul-mouthed cow I ever met).
mizzdizz - December 18, 2017, 2:33 am
SEAN? Welcome back, little bunny!!!!! I've seen your stuff in the archives! So glad you're back!!!! This is AWESOME, as usual! I agree with Moooooo, but these days I have to vote ^!!!!! LUV IT!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2017, 8:15 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2017, 8:12 pm
I feel like I just ran in to a long lost friend and he's still as amsome as ever. Great to see you weird bunny buddy.


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:31 pm
Women keep men around them for only ONE reason: We are the only ones who can open brand-new ketchup bottles.
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:46 am
Unfortunately, so true its funny!! 5 ROTFL lions!


TAGS: bee beard woman man battle
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 11:34 am
LOL brilliant! ^^^^^Up


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:18 pm
I wasn't aware that this happened to anyone else but me...


TAGS: battle
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 14, 2015, 9:50 am
They think we're clowns anyway - 5L

Flag -

TAGS: flag battle virginia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 26, 2015, 11:53 pm
Soccermom trying to prove she still has a rebel side? 5 LOL lions!

DECEMBER 7, 1941 - "A date that will live in infamy" An ultimate fail for Japan


TAGS: battle
Rating: 4.83/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 7:01 am
LMFAO!! That is absolutely brilliant!! L L L L L

Ass -

TAGS: navy vetran vet missouri battleship
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - November 12, 2015, 1:48 am
Oh GAWD! Dungarees!!!!!! No matter how hard you tried, they always looked like crap! Of course, the coveralls looked even worse!--'I'm too sexy 4 my dungs, too sexy 4 my dungs-----' 5 L

Going off to war -

TAGS: war battle danger family fear
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:15 pm
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:15 pm
Push----- even though we don't have to wait for snailmail anymore so we get to talk to our deployed family members more often, still, never easy till they get back. Excellent!!!!!! 5L


TAGS: battle
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptMickeyd - December 16, 2015, 2:44 pm
I agree. My wife will consistently say things like, "It's almost 8." When in reality, it's about 7:25. Time is fluid, but not that fluid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2015, 10:06 am
Aside from time relativity, I truly believe in general a woman's concept of time differs greatly than that of a man and vice versa. A universal joke on all him humankind, bwahahaha! 5L btw

The Brain That Would Not Die -

TAGS: picking battles seats jars spiders
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - December 27, 2015, 1:49 pm
My gf never complains about the toilet being up...For one, I never leave it up because I hate it more than she does and second, she knows that if she did complain about it, I'd probably glue everything down and piss in the sink.
concern3 - December 27, 2015, 4:09 am
You nailed it a 5er


TAGS: battle
Rating: 4.57/5

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NATURES BATTLES - "No longer shall my kind be a term for your daily pleasure." "No more shall you spank your monkey, today I will make a stand!"